1 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,013 Do you want a bite, Daddy? 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,286 No, thanks, honey. 3 00:00:16,287 --> 00:00:20,750 If Daddy's going to compete for the Chicago hot dog eating championship, 4 00:00:20,751 --> 00:00:22,653 he's got to be hungry. 5 00:00:23,354 --> 00:00:24,725 Crazy hungry! 6 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,198 Jim, just eat something! 7 00:00:28,199 --> 00:00:30,531 Last year you passed out on the way to the contest. 8 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:32,802 I took a short nap. 9 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:34,235 You were driving! 10 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,469 Well, if you don't use those airbags, it's a waste. 11 00:00:40,271 --> 00:00:41,572 (SNIFFING) 12 00:00:42,573 --> 00:00:44,474 I smell donuts. 13 00:00:44,475 --> 00:00:45,546 Hey. 14 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,279 That's incredible. 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,452 Well, when you starve yourself for two days, your senses get heightened. 16 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,655 You know, I'm like Ray Charles, but with smelling. 17 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:59,160 Cheryl, Dana, offspring... 18 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,763 Um, Mr. Second Place, is it? 19 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,567 Excuse me, you expect to eat more hot dogs than me 20 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,569 when you fill your belly full of donuts? 21 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,643 It's my strategy. I'm stretching my stomach. 22 00:01:13,644 --> 00:01:17,177 Yeah, when did you start that strategy, when you were 12? 23 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:21,311 Yes, indeed. About the same time you started losing your hair. 24 00:01:21,312 --> 00:01:25,415 Well, at least I have someone to share my life with. 25 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:28,489 I think your longest relationship was with Mrs. Butterworth. 26 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:32,622 Whom I think you're still seeing. 27 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:35,495 All right, would you guys just stop it? 28 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,468 Kids, go put your shoes on. We're going to leave in a minute. 29 00:01:38,469 --> 00:01:42,502 So, you're going bald, you're sleeping with syrup, and go. 30 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,774 Mint green is definitely... 31 00:01:44,775 --> 00:01:47,877 Could you please stop the garbage talk? 32 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,281 Cheryl, it's not called garbage talk. It's called trash talk. 33 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:55,345 It's part of competition, but you wouldn't understand that because you're a woman. 34 00:01:55,346 --> 00:01:57,518 Just like Andy. Advantage, Jim. 35 00:01:58,889 --> 00:02:01,451 Okay, because I'm a woman? 36 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:03,623 This never gets old. 37 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:07,157 Women aren't natural competitors like men, that's all. It's a fact, baby. 38 00:02:07,158 --> 00:02:09,659 Yay. Jim's first crackpot theory of the day. 39 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,631 Yay! 40 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,663 See, you know I'm right, too. 41 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:15,505 Hold on. Hold... 42 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:16,807 (SNIFFING) 43 00:02:18,509 --> 00:02:20,140 A neighbor is cooking bacon. 44 00:02:23,914 --> 00:02:25,175 And muffins. 45 00:02:25,176 --> 00:02:26,246 (SNIFFS) 46 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,778 Blueberry muffins. No, walnut. 47 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:30,851 And the woman baking 48 00:02:32,883 --> 00:02:34,154 is crying. 49 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:42,763 JIM: Oh, baby! 50 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:49,940 ANNOUNCER: Contestants, take your seats. 51 00:02:51,502 --> 00:02:53,503 Welcome to the State Street Mall 52 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:56,746 and Demon Dogs' annual hot dog eating contest. 53 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:58,279 (APPLAUDING) 54 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,352 Remember, the winner will become the spokesperson 55 00:03:02,353 --> 00:03:05,316 for Demon Dogs in a local television commercial. 56 00:03:07,518 --> 00:03:09,260 My own commercial. 57 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:12,493 Who says a demon 58 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,226 can't go to heaven? 59 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:20,301 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 60 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:33,313 (LAUGHING) 61 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,915 What are you doing? 62 00:03:35,846 --> 00:03:37,517 Nothing. 63 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,819 Okay, 12 minutes stand between you 64 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,822 and glittering local fame. 65 00:03:43,454 --> 00:03:45,696 Contestants, raise your dogs. 66 00:03:46,597 --> 00:03:48,227 You are going down! 67 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,860 Please. The only thing going down is my life expectancy. 68 00:03:50,861 --> 00:03:51,902 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:55,565 Ready, set, eat! 70 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:56,707 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 71 00:04:32,503 --> 00:04:34,044 (CROWD CHEERING) 72 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,360 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 73 00:04:50,361 --> 00:04:51,992 Time's up. Dogs down. 74 00:04:52,623 --> 00:04:54,624 (LAUGHS) 75 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:58,798 Hey, Cheryl, I'm the wiener king! 76 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,801 Guess that makes you the wiener queen. 77 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,673 Yeah. 78 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:05,706 Margie Anderson's married to a state assemblyman. 79 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,409 And the winner is... 80 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,330 Ah, ah, oh, let me direct that commercial, because I have a vision for it. 81 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:17,417 Yoki Hirasaki! 82 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,449 Aah! 83 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,757 (SPUTTERS) That's impossible! 84 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:30,561 That girl couldn't fit three hot dogs end to end in there! 85 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,964 No, she's like a tiny Asian meat grinder. 86 00:05:34,965 --> 00:05:37,838 I wonder if she has room for a piece of Andy pie? 87 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:42,572 Jim, honey, I'm befuddled. 88 00:05:42,573 --> 00:05:46,916 You're a man, and yet you just got beat by someone who isn't a man. 89 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:50,450 Which, technically, makes her a woman. 90 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:53,523 Dana, that's impossible. Everybody knows women can't compete, 91 00:05:53,524 --> 00:05:55,385 hence my befuddlement. 92 00:05:55,386 --> 00:05:58,388 Hmm. Well, let me unbefuddle you, okay? 93 00:05:58,389 --> 00:05:59,989 It was fixed! Oh, Jim! 94 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:02,732 It was! Come on, it's obvious they rigged the contest 95 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:05,765 because they want a skinny woman to promote a better image. 96 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,498 A better image than us? Doubtful. 97 00:06:08,499 --> 00:06:12,042 Excuse me, sir. Can I get a to-go box for the ones I licked but didn't eat? 98 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,708 Daddy? 99 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:20,610 Yes, my young boy? What? 100 00:06:20,611 --> 00:06:22,913 I'm going to the bathroom. Want to watch? 101 00:06:24,915 --> 00:06:27,618 Uh, no, thank you, honey. I caught your morning show. 102 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:29,860 Okay. 103 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,166 Hey. How's the surround sound coming along? 104 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,098 Oh, it's gonna be great. 105 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,399 Andy's going to love it. 106 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,171 When we're watching the Cubs game, 107 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:44,372 it's gonna be like we're in Wrigley Field. Check it out. 108 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,606 (STATIC CRACKLING) 109 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,837 Oh! Ugh! 110 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:51,180 Crap! Well, I'll wait till Andy gets here. 111 00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:53,583 You know, he's good with this nerdy stuff. 112 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:55,646 Yeah, Jim, you're way too cool to do this right. 113 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:59,819 Hey, guys, you remember Yoki. 114 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,652 CHERYL AND DANA: Hey! 115 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:05,595 What the hell? 116 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:10,099 Look, Jim, it's the winner of the hot dog-eating contest. 117 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:13,834 Yeah. Well, nice to, uh, see you, Yogi. 118 00:07:14,204 --> 00:07:16,005 Yoki. 119 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:17,668 Oh, I'm sorry. My boo-boo. 120 00:07:20,771 --> 00:07:22,672 Yeah, um... 121 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:25,144 Yoki and I struck up a conversation after the contest, 122 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,917 and now we're doing it. 123 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,050 You know, dating. 124 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,952 And doing it. 125 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,556 Well, I'm telling you, you two are the cutest couple. 126 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:40,129 Yeah. I bet you're hell on a buffet. 127 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:44,133 Well, it's a pleasure, but Andy and I are gonna be watching the game. 128 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:47,667 Oh, actually, Jim, I'm gonna head over to Yoki's and watch it there. 129 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,140 (STAMMERING) What, Yoki, you got a big screen TV? 130 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,503 Fifty inches. Sixty! 131 00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:54,974 And I'm putting in surround sound. 132 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,706 I'm putting it in right now. 133 00:07:56,707 --> 00:08:00,110 Jim, I'm not going over there for the home theater experience. 134 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,515 You're gonna love surround sound. It makes all the difference. 135 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:06,986 Would you like some help hooking it up? 136 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,118 Yeah, Yoki's great at this kind of stuff. 137 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:10,990 She defragged my hard drive... 138 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,593 And then she fixed my computer. 139 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:15,965 Know what I'm sayin'? 140 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:17,698 How could they not know what you're saying? 141 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,731 It'll only take me a second. 142 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:23,603 I know this unit. 143 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,134 Nah, it's all right. My son's here. He can help me. 144 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:28,277 He's kind of an electronic genius, but thanks. 145 00:08:28,278 --> 00:08:30,140 KYLE: Can somebody wipe me? 146 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:33,614 Well, like father, like son. 147 00:08:36,046 --> 00:08:38,718 There you go. You just had the speaker leads reversed. 148 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:39,749 What? 149 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:40,850 (MUSIC PLAYING) 150 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:41,891 (ANDY AND DANA GASP) 151 00:08:41,892 --> 00:08:44,754 Wow, it's like we're at the movies. 152 00:08:44,755 --> 00:08:47,256 Yoki, hey, it's your Demon Dog commercial. 153 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:49,259 YOKI ON TV: Who says a demon can't go to heaven? 154 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,236 Can you blame me? 155 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,039 I had her in a devil suit surrounded by hot dogs. 156 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,712 I felt like Hef. 157 00:09:03,574 --> 00:09:04,915 Yoki! 158 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:12,152 (PLAYING BLUES MUSIC) 159 00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:20,189 Wow, Charlie... 160 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:23,232 You are really not that good. 161 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,564 It's not like I have a lot of time to rehearse. 162 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,868 I'm pretty busy between my liquor store and my pizza place. 163 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,800 Welcome to the band. 164 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,602 Thanks. So glad you're here. 165 00:09:32,603 --> 00:09:34,243 Thanks. Oh, hey, honey! 166 00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:35,605 (KISSES) 167 00:09:35,606 --> 00:09:37,607 Hey, so we done here? 168 00:09:37,608 --> 00:09:40,149 (STAMMERS) We got another hour left of rehearsal. 169 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:42,813 Fine, yeah, okay. Here, Yoki, have a seat. 170 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,184 (STAMMERING) Wait. 171 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,887 Normally these are closed rehearsals. 172 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,720 No one's ever wanted to come, Jim. 173 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:53,763 Fine. Fine. 174 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:55,025 Two, three, four. 175 00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:57,968 (PLAYING BLUES MUSIC) 176 00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,830 (INAUDIBLE) 177 00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:06,976 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 178 00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:08,908 Andy, listen, I know we sound better 179 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,110 when you're not playing, but what the hell? 180 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,112 Well, it's just that we were thinking... 181 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,244 We? Yoki and I. 182 00:10:15,245 --> 00:10:17,146 Yeah, the song's in "G," 183 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:20,149 but you're playing the "A" harp. 184 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:24,253 Since when does your little friend there know so much about blues harmonica? 185 00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:26,125 Well, I play a little bit. 186 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,627 (CHUCKLING) Oh, you do? 187 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,660 Well, I'd love to hear that. 188 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:31,831 Maybe I should just go. 189 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,362 No, no, no, no. I'd really love to hear it. 190 00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:34,964 Come on, I insist. I insist. Come on, take a shot at it. 191 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:36,706 Come on, baby. 192 00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:38,237 Blow, blow, blow. 193 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,710 All right. 194 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:41,741 In "E" this time. 195 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,873 In "E." 196 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,114 Let's kick this thing. 197 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:46,747 (STOMPING) 198 00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:50,020 (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING) 199 00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:58,027 We're done! We're done! 200 00:10:58,028 --> 00:10:59,428 That's it, that's it, rehearsal's over. 201 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:01,290 What? Everybody go! Everybody go! 202 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,531 Rehearsal's over! Come on, man! 203 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:04,363 Over! Over! 204 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,196 Yoki, can you give us a minute? 205 00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,099 Hey, Yoki? Yoki? 206 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,442 If you ever want to start a band, here's my card. 207 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,105 Out! Out, everybody! 208 00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:20,179 Jim, what the hell is wrong with you? Why can't you be nice to her? 209 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,210 I don't want to be nice to her. 210 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,282 Why, 'cause she beat you? 211 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,986 The only reason she beat me is because she's on steroids! 212 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,208 You get her to pee in a cup, and I'll prove it to you. 213 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,063 That is ridiculous! 214 00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:36,195 What are you talking about? She's the enemy! 215 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,466 What? 216 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:40,130 It's like if I was dating Osama bin Laden. 217 00:11:41,071 --> 00:11:43,873 Okay? You hate him. 218 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:46,937 I'd be fine with it. We'd get 25 mil for turning him in. 219 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,912 You would turn in my boyfriend? 220 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,385 What if I loved him? 221 00:11:56,386 --> 00:11:58,087 Are you listening to yourself? 222 00:11:58,088 --> 00:11:59,348 I'm sick of hearing myself. 223 00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:02,121 Jim, I'm dating again, and I'm ecstatic. 224 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,824 I thought you more than anyone would be happy for me. 225 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,326 I don't like her, I don't like her, I don't like her. 226 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,899 And I don't like that she messes up our rehearsals. 227 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,230 Really? Yes. 228 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,063 Oh. Well, great. Because we're a box set. 229 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:15,364 Oh, yeah? 230 00:12:15,365 --> 00:12:17,736 If you don't need her, then you obviously don't need me. 231 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,370 Hey! Hey, I got a friend who owns a liquor store and a pizza joint. 232 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,843 I don't need anybody! 233 00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:29,479 Your brother's a big, dumb jerk with a tiny, dumb girlfriend. 234 00:12:31,521 --> 00:12:33,853 Beets? You're making beets? 235 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,186 Crap on a cracker, is this world going to hell? 236 00:12:38,188 --> 00:12:40,830 Jim, honey, would you like a popsicle? 237 00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:42,991 Sometimes that helps Kyle when he's throwing a tantrum. 238 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,466 I am not five years old. 239 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,269 You have a red one? 240 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,140 Oh, you know what? 241 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,541 I think Gracie ate the last red one. 242 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,243 Purple? No. 243 00:12:54,244 --> 00:12:56,245 Yellow? Sorry. 244 00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:58,078 What else do you have? 245 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,479 Organic orange mango? 246 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,812 Then forget it! 247 00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:04,013 Forget it! 248 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,815 Can't have a popsicle in this house! 249 00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:07,457 There's beets smelling the whole house up! 250 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,161 I'll take this one. 251 00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:16,566 All right. Honey, do you want to talk about your problem with Andy? 252 00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:20,970 I am not having a problem with Andy. 253 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:23,272 It's that Yoki. 254 00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:27,477 Okay, but since Andy's been seeing Yoki, he's been around a lot less. 255 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:29,809 Yeah! 256 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,984 I'm just saying 257 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:36,946 that deep down you and Andy... 258 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:40,149 Mmm-mmm, no, no, no. This is what you guys do. This is what you women do. 259 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,051 This is what you like to do. 260 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:44,253 You like to dig deep down. 261 00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:46,595 You like to go underneath the surface. 262 00:13:46,596 --> 00:13:49,359 But anybody that knows me knows that there's nothing there! 263 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,462 So quit drilling! 264 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:58,337 I hate Yoki, I hate beets, and I hate this popsicle! 265 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,010 Is there some law against sugar? 266 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,873 All right, I just wish you had told me sooner. 267 00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:05,244 You knew about the beets! 268 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:09,548 No. I invited Andy and Yoki to dinner tomorrow night. 269 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,951 (SPITS) 270 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,986 You invite mine enemy to dinner? 271 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,958 Cheryl, that is ridiculous! 272 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,629 That's like if... 273 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,491 What if I was dating Osama bin Laden, 274 00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:24,233 and I brought him home for dinner? 275 00:14:24,234 --> 00:14:26,365 How would you feel about that? 276 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,867 I don't know, honey. Is it serious? 277 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,871 I wouldn't bring him home if it was just a fling, Cheryl. 278 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,644 Okay, Jim, 279 00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,576 if this is really about Yoki, 280 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,381 I bet you can beat her at being a bigger person. 281 00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,482 Huh? 282 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,556 I bet my big, strong, handsome husband can win at that. 283 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,022 Huh? 284 00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:57,397 Well, I guess if I can force down this frozen disaster... 285 00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:01,470 I can probably be the bigger man. 286 00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:03,303 Aw, thank you, honey. 287 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,136 No riddle. What a rip. 288 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,015 Hey, Jim. 289 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,918 Bigger man, bigger man. 290 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,650 Glad you made it. 291 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:24,153 Ah, thanks so much for having us over. 292 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:25,624 That is really big of you. 293 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,998 Hey, I'm a big man. 294 00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:32,301 You know what I was thinking? How about tomorrow we go out to lunch? 295 00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:36,405 Yeah, we go to the park, knock back a few beers, fall asleep in the sun? 296 00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:39,139 It's been a long time since we've had a hobo lunch. 297 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,541 Oh, you know what, though? 298 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,614 Yoki and Scottie Pippen have a publicity thing at the hot dog place. 299 00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,317 I should really be there for that. 300 00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:52,251 Yeah, hey, great. It sounds like a lot of fun. 301 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,652 I'm sure there's plenty of guys in the park I can drink with. 302 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,458 Hey, uh, there she is. (CHUCKLES) 303 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,061 Honey, your steak's almost done. 304 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,594 It's thick and hot. Just the way you like it. 305 00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:09,239 All we've done is hold hands. 306 00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:14,044 Careful. That one's starting to burn. 307 00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:18,078 That's called searing. 308 00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:21,081 Be a bigger man, be a bigger man. 309 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,614 Hey, uh, Yoko, listen. 310 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:28,087 Yoki. Yoki. 311 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,489 I want to congratulate you on your victory. 312 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,561 Thank you. 313 00:16:32,562 --> 00:16:34,593 Yeah, and I'm really sorry that it was marred with such controversy. 314 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,097 What controversy? I won that fair and square. 315 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:42,371 Oh! Yeah. Grand jury's gonna get a good laugh on that one. 316 00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:45,074 Look, Jim, if you have a problem with me, why don't you just say it? 317 00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:47,076 I don't have a problem with you. 318 00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,278 I'm really happy that Andy has got a girl 319 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,242 who's got, you know, a gift for freakish eating. 320 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,244 Is that supposed to be a compliment? 321 00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:58,017 Of course it is. I'm a big man. 322 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:02,322 With a little, tiny stomach. (CHUCKLES) 323 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,163 Ha! I won! 324 00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,335 That shows you it was a fluke the other day! 325 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,537 (BURPS) 326 00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,340 (DEEPER BURP) 327 00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,244 Wow, I heard that from all the way inside. 328 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,523 Biscuits? 329 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:36,685 I'll have two. I'll have three. 330 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:39,289 Cheryl! We're gonna need more biscuits! 331 00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,595 Guys, guys, guys! 332 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,297 There's corn. 333 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:50,670 (CHILDREN CLAMORING) 334 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,843 DANA: Go, go, go, go, go! 335 00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:56,176 Go, go! 336 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,577 Daddy, come on, you can do it! 337 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,310 Daddy, Daddy, eat! 338 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,616 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 339 00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:09,519 Come on, Daddy! Go, go! 340 00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:12,621 (CHOKES) 341 00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:13,763 Beets? 342 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:15,565 Gross. 343 00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:19,428 Ugh! 344 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,170 Oh! 345 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:24,473 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Stop! 346 00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:28,307 They're gonna have to pump my stomach before I quit! 347 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,180 He'll be fine after we pump his stomach. 348 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,612 (JIM GROANING) 349 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,891 I am not using the bedpan! 350 00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:51,500 Hey. Can I come in? 351 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,632 Oh, it's you. 352 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,236 It's weird seeing you in here when it's not St. Patrick's Day. 353 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,608 Yeah. 354 00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:03,612 And I'm not cuffed to the bed, either. 355 00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:07,247 Hey, Yoki wanted me to tell you that she's really hoping you're doing okay. 356 00:19:07,677 --> 00:19:08,847 Oh, yeah? 357 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,480 Yeah. She's a nice girl, Jim. 358 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,482 She's okay, I guess. 359 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:15,785 Well, if she's okay, man, then what's the problem? 360 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,257 There's no problem. 361 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,429 No, no, something is going on. 362 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:22,461 You went crazy today. 363 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,364 They found a spoon in your X-ray. 364 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,537 There's nothing going on. I told you. 365 00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:29,668 Will you knock it off? 366 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,441 Mmm. Seems they pumped everything out of you, 367 00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,374 including the guts to tell the truth. 368 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:38,807 You know what? Now you're starting to sound like Cheryl. 369 00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:43,283 All right? Stop digging. There's nothing there. I'm all shell! 370 00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:45,954 Okay. 371 00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:48,357 Well, I was doing some thinking. 372 00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:51,290 Actually, it was Yoki who pointed it out. 373 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,722 And, uh, well... 374 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:56,525 It seems that I've been spending too much time away from my friend, 375 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,627 and that's why you're acting this way. 376 00:19:58,628 --> 00:20:01,470 Andy, you couldn't be more wrong 377 00:20:01,471 --> 00:20:05,675 if you took the wrong train from Wrongville and had a 3-wrong omelet... 378 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,807 What's in this I.V.? 379 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,341 Ah, methinks me hit a nerve. Huh? 380 00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:13,482 You miss me. 381 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,314 I don't miss you. 382 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,447 I don't miss you. Men don't miss men. 383 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:19,989 That's just not the way it works, Andy. 384 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,651 I mean, you know, 385 00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:24,323 I like hanging out with you, that's all. 386 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,495 Hanging out, watching the ballgame 387 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,457 or grilling steaks or, you know, 388 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,729 putting in surround sound or going to the park. 389 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,332 Oh, The Great Escape is on tomorrow afternoon. 390 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,833 Actually, Yoki and I... 391 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,467 Just forget it! 392 00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:43,272 No, Yoki and I were talking, and she agreed that I should spend more time 393 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:44,444 with my best friend. 394 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:47,746 So... 395 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,619 I can make the movie. 396 00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:57,026 Cool. 397 00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:01,761 Cool. 398 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,864 Hey, check this out, man. 399 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,766 This is the coolest bed I've ever seen. 400 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,837 Look at that. 401 00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:10,469 It's got electric buttons, man. 402 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,840 Hot dog. 403 00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:13,342 Look at it. The front goes down, the back goes down. 404 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:14,543 Oh, scoot over, huh? 405 00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:15,674 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 406 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,905 Here, check out this button right here. 407 00:21:16,906 --> 00:21:19,047 Yeah, we should get one of these for the office. 408 00:21:19,048 --> 00:21:21,480 Oh, hey, I saw some wheelchairs outside. 409 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,283 Jim! What would Osama say? 410 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,958 Get off! Get off the bed! Get off the bed!